Vaginal discharge and other issues, the do not want to see a Teenager in the TV – or is it? - Oakfield Oracle Globe

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Vaginal discharge and other issues, the do not want to see a Teenager in the TV – or is it? - Oakfield Oracle Globe

"On KIKA today, there is a program about puberty. That sounds interesting," wrote the grandmother of the Wombi on the phone. The Wombi replied, "Thank you for the tip" and thought, while the message knocked into it, not just look at something, that's the name "You are not a werewolf. Life in the age of puberty". In the evening, just before the broadcast started, I asked you whether you would like to "look inside". You have not had. "Must learn," she said, and raised under mobilising all their forces and release the head from the feathers to the learning projects with a more or less dynamic gesture. "Learn?", I asked in disbelief. "What did you learn?"

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"I'll say it now for the very last Time! Stories from the nearly perfect life of a mother", by Christiane Tauzher, Goldegg Verlag, 14,95 Euro

The Wombi snorted, as if the question was frivolous and would be in violation of your privacy. "Much," she replied and then dropped his head into the soft pillow back to sink. Your Desk, a makeup station, full with bottles, Tigeln, cans, tubes and brushes. Not even a ticket would have here had place, let alone a booklet or book.

"Well," said I, "then a lot of success in Learning. I'll tell you later – if you're too tired from the many learning – what was in the shipment." She grunted appreciatively. Translated, this meant: "that's a Good suggestion, mother, and now out with you."

I closed the door, and without seeing it, I knew that Wombis eyes were shut in sync with the door.

In the living room arrived, I sat in front of the TV and waited for the werewolf, I hoped to have new insights. Thirty minutes later, I wondered who had thought up such a crap and which is reasonably normal Teenager would watch THIS voluntarily. Meanwhile, there are nearly 30 episodes. The presenters, two badly made-up Significantly-About-Thirties, works on youth, and it was even me, an Over-Vierzigerin, embarrassing to watch them playing around. The woman who was the best will in the world no longer a girl, wore Overalls and joked with her Co-presenter on a Kindergarten level, which would not have found the four year old in our family fun. Then came this: "We have prepared great themes for you," said the Moderator, Ralph – "the discharge!" Yeaaaaaaaaah, that was great. A friend of his had once vaginal thrush swallowed suppositories and also wondered how big the were. Yikes! Afterwards, you would have read the label. Hach! That was a funny story.

C. Tauzher: The Pubertäterin

Why me for my daughter from now on, week long worship

I turned off, as a "Coach" by the name of Wolfman a Pubertäterin, the felt is too thick, explained that "curves are sexy". He was so clumsy that it hurt.

From. I wanted everything that I had seen in the werewolf show, forget faaaaaar quickly. Young people can not be stupid to sell, and this "We know what's bothering you"thing from a couple of top clever adult TV types, in an oversized Joker Packed came along and made me really angry.

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"I'll say it now for the very last Time! Stories from the nearly perfect life of a mother", by Christiane Tauzher, Goldegg Verlag, 14,95 Euro

Who has vaginal discharge as a young girl, can hopefully ask someone in his family or circle of friends, what's up with that. And I honestly don't think a young woman a vaginal suppository under twenty one with a tablet confused. So stupid the young people are in fact not. Angry at the werewolf for the makers of I went to sleep.

At Breakfast asked me the Wombi amazingly, whether you've been in the program about puberty something.

"Yes, and how," said I, "there is a Ralph declared that one should not swallow the vaginal suppositories against fungal better." I shook my head.

"Yuck! Really?", the Wombi said, "That sounds interesting – to be running the show next week?"

Hmmmmmmmmmm …

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